I better get busy if...

I want a giant clam shell filled with antique, alabaster grape clusters.
...and all my mismatching art framed uniformly in thin, burnished gold frames.
…and a guest bedroom with a black and white pastoral scene dressing all the walls.
…and a wildly blossoming orange bougainvillea that is blanketing a pergola.
…and some flourishing orange trees in shiny black planters that live indoors.